TOUR DIARY #10: ON THE WAY TO NYC
Feeling very, very violated after scheming US Border questions. What kind of a fucking person do you have to be to do your job like that?!? I've met plenty of border officials who ask the questions in an efficient and dignified manner for both parties.
Here are some tips;
1) Look for actual criminals, you fucking idiot!
Sorry, it just gets to a guy after a while. Jen, Jon and myself attempt to cheer ourselves up by going to see "Goldmember," and despite harsh product placement overkill, it works. Thank you Austin Powers. I realized I don't like movie popcorn anymore, long gone are the carefree days of youth........